All the king's horses and all the king's men are trying to put me together again. The horses aren't very good at it.
Luminous One, I think all these head injuries I'm getting from fighting are making me lose my short term memory. I also think that all these head injuries I'm getting from fighting are making me lose my short term memory.
Felt life flowing back into me like milk into a glass. Now I have a craving for chocolate chip cookies.
Here I am, standing at the entrance of this deep cave and wondering who is that idiot down there repeating all the things I shout?
A giant cable descended from the sky, wrapped itself around me, and re-energized my body. Thanks, Great One, but we need to talk about where to plug it in next time.
They were giving out free equipment at the traders. I got an automatic badaboom and only had to pay 1990 coins in shipping and handling. I love free stuff!
Money makes the world go round? Well, beer makes it spin round twice as fast... To the tavern!
With a sudden shriek, a crazy doctor jumped out from the bushes, stitched up my wounds, and disappeared in a puff of smoke. I feel much better now but I think I might need to change my pants.
Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
A wise man told me that I was a compelling argument against both evolution and intelligent design, and that the only explanation for my existence was that I'm here for your entertainment. Is that why you made me such a good singer, Great One?
